Canada’s Premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe, BoylesqueTO presents: Welcome to Manada!
World Pride is upon us and we want to showcase Canada on the international stage with a BoylesqueTO tribute to our home and native land!
Imagine your dearest Canadian icons stripped down and slathered in maple syrup for your viewing pleasure. Among other things, you’ll beam with pride for:
• Our classic retelling of the Hockey Sweater with special guest hockey jock Mickey D Liscious
• The Royal Canadian Mount-Me Police
• A chest-thumping Celine Dion
• The only gay Eskimo
• A Tim Horton’s double-double served straight up
• A dirty flashmob of Rob Ford proportions
• A rousing rendition of “O Canada” perfect for standing at attention
Naturally, this show will be performed to a soundtrack so rammed to the hilt with Canadian Content the CRTC’s ears will bleed.
*** Featuring the Burlesque Hall of Fame’s 2013 Reigning King of Burlesque RAY GUNN ***
Hosted by Balonia Wry, Ginger Darling and Sexy Mark Brown.
And with DJ Sigourney Beaver spinning your favourite Can-Con tunes at the after-party.
Friday June 27, 2014
$25 in advance, $30 at the door
Doors at 9pm, Show at 10pm
The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games in Russia are upon us, and with them come amazing displays of athletic prowess, regrettable costumes, unfettered nationalism, and state-sponsored homophobia.
Come join Boylesque T.O. — Canada’s Premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe — on February 28 at Lee’s Palace as they present the only sporting event that matters this winter:
The Boylympics: A showcase of cold sports, hot men, spandex, and real national pride. $2 from every ticket will go to support the work of Egale in promoting LGBTQ inclusion in and through sport, from playground to podium.
All of your favourite BoylesqueTO champions will be competing in time-honored Olympic events:
Dew Lily in Men’s Interpretive Figure Skating
Bruin Pounder in Podium Prancing
James & The Giant Pasty in Bobsledding
Wrong Note Rusty in Political Pandering
El Toro in Competitive Doping
A Torch Lighting ceremony by Olympic Flame Mahogany Storm.
With a musical appearance by Man Chyna as Russian punk rock sensation cum political prisoner Mussy Riot.
AND visiting diplomats The Mansfield Brothers, Ottawa’s Premiere Vaudeville Troupe, presiding over the bi-sexuathalon!
Hosted by our very own athletic correspondence team: Balonia Wry, Ginger Darling, and Sexy Mark Brown.
Skin Tight Outta Sight Rebel Burlesque & Boylesque T.O present:
THE 5TH ANNUAL BE MEIN VALENTINE!
TWO NIGHTS OF VOLUPTUOUS PANIC!
CELEBRATING THE DIVINE DECADENCE OF THE WEIMAR REPUBLIC BERLIN
Twitter Handle: @STOSBurlesque
TORONTO – Skin Tight Outta Sight, Toronto’s longest running burlesque troupe, is pleased to invite you to a Valentine’s Burlesque of Delicious Debauch! In collaboration with Boylesque T.O. Canada’s Only All Male Burlesque Revue, we bring you a show in the daring tradition of Weimar Republic Berlin. Our Cabaret night has a twist of the forbidden – a showcase of sexual outlaws, ladies of ill repute and men of gender ambiguity. We have over a dozen burlesque artists plus special guests.”With your hosts Sexy Deutsch Mark Brown, Balonia Wry and Ginger Darling, this show is guaranteed to get you all riled up to celebrate Valentine’s Day! Musical guests Big Rude Jake and Laura Desree.
Join us after the show for a shameful and scandalous Dance After Party with DJ Sigourney Beaver!
For Be Mein Valentine, Skin Tight Outta Sight and Boylesque TO will break every social and theatrical convention! This will be an evening on the wildest ride of imagination! Take a front row seat in our den of iniquity…
YOU WILL SEE:
Stocking Stripping Lederlads!
Dirty Blonde Venus!
Foulmouthed, Opium-riddled Chorines!
Trussed up Fallen Angels!
Teutonic Terrors in Uniform!
Lovesick Rent Boys and star-crossed Cross Dressers!
WHERE: The Gladstone Hotel Ballroom – 1214 Queen St. W. Toronto
WHEN: Two shows!
Thursday, February 13th
Doors at 8 pm; Show at 8:30 pm
Tickets – $25 (guaranteed seating) to $35 (VIP cabaret table)
Friday February 14th
Doors at 9 pm; Show at 9:30 pm